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The Dark Side
(of Tech-Support)
Darkness within screen
Electricity in wires
Power button off
a Window appears
strong waves of panic assault
where is the "Any" Key
Close your eyes and breathe
Drop one finger to keyboard
"Any" Key is found
Beautiful Printer
Needs to be on and ready
In order to Print
Password is no good.
You cannot check your email.
Idiot with caps-lock on
Silent scream of pain
Spyware lurks
I sense a ghost
why must you ask me?
the answer lies within you
peace comes with reboot
Your problem exists
Between your keyboard and chair
Stop and look within.